I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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