Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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