Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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