:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
