Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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