Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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