Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I am one with the molecules
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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