: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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