idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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