wrigley field is MILF paradise
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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