spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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