So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
420 ftw
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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