your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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