I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The air taste purple.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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