Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You took a bar mat shot.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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