wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My life is pants optional.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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