How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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