Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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