Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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