Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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