talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I hope mine doesn't look like that
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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