i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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