First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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