Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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