I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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