Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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