Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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