Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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