before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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