D3 body, D1 cock
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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