hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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