Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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