he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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