i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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