I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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