you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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