Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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