Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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