I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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