found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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