walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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