Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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