Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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