yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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