the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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