What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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