Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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