Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i dont even know how to be here
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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