idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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