You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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