Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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