This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
