Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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