dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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