its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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