it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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