do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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