my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
